Observations on Danielle Smith

By Lethbridge Herald on December 16, 2022.

Editor:

If the premier of this province persists in making these repeated and violent U-turns she stands a good chance of spinning so fast she transforms into a human drill bit and drills straight down through the pre-Cambrian, through the earth’s crust and into the hollow core. 

At which point all the remaining oil under the province will drain away, infuriating the lizard people who will then invade the Earth’s surface bringing about the end times and the Great Tribulation. 

Not that I believe any of that, though there are some pretty wonky corners on the internet where you can find most of this and more, advanced as gospel truth. 

Well, except the part about spinning so fast she vanishes from human perception. That could happen.

Ken Sears

Lethbridge